Henpecked Junction is a small, charming town chock full of the best trailer parks with the most offbeat, neighborly, and, well, troublemaking residents. The festival planners have spewed blood, sweat, and bacon grease to make this year’s Mullet Fest the most extraordinary jubilee ever thrown in the town square. Everyone’s chompin’ at the bit to party this year, as Henpecked Junction recently received national recognition for bringing home a record number of winnin’ titles, such as the Mullet of the Year Award, Muds & Suds Truck Race, Rompin’, Stompin’ Hot Dog Chomp - and the list goes on.
But the mayor’s feelin’ like a long-tailed cat in a room of rockin’ chairs about how the townies will behave. Last year, the festival had to shut down b'fore sundown due to excessive table divin’, portable potty vandalism, among other wrongdoings. So hopefully, everyone will be on their best behavior. Well, hmm, that bar ain’t too high, if ya know what I’m sayin.’ But can’t never could do nothing, so the show will go on as planned.
I saw that you snagged your ticket to Mullet Fest, and I know you can’t wait to see what all’s being fried up for the food offerings.
This is where your story begins.
Other Upcoming Events
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Positivity With Bear the Therapy Dog 29 April
3727 Neely Road Fort Wainwright, AK 99703 United States
Join us as spread the Positivity by joining us as our USO Canine comes to the center just for you! He is a certified therapy dog for the American Red Cross and is trained in Crisis Response. He comes for all the pets from our guests here at the For…
Apr 29th, 2026 12:00 PM AKDT (1200U)
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Purple Up "Pop Up ONE MORE TIME!"- April26
3727 Neely Road Fort Wainwright, AK 99703 United States
Purple Up Pop‑Up: ONE MORE TIME! 💜 Join us for a special Purple Up pop‑up event celebrating our amazing military kids! We’re doing it one more time with free hot dogs, chips, and sodas just for them while they play hard and have fun at the USO. Come…
Apr 30th, 2026 3:30 PM AKDT (1530U)
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Dungeons and Dragons
714 First St. JBER, AK 99505 United States
We are looking for new players to step into an adventure every Sunday.
May 3rd, 2026 12:00 PM AKDT (1200U)
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Zumba by Bethany May 6
3727 Neely Road Fort Wainwright, AK 99703 United States
Zumba by Bethany – Event Description Get ready to move, shake, and sweat with Zumba by Bethany! This high‑energy cardio dance class blends upbeat music with easy‑to‑follow choreography, creating a fun and welcoming workout for all fitness levels. Wh…
May 6th, 2026 7:00 PM AKDT (1900U)
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Pop'N Popcorn
714 First St. JBER, AK 99505 United States
Pop'N for some fresh popcorn and a little relaxation at the USO!
May 7th, 2026 11:45 AM AKDT (1145U)
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Mother's Day Floral Cookie
714 First St. JBER, AK 99505 United States
Celebrate with something as sweet as your mom. Stop by to create a handmade card and pick up a beautiful floral sugar cookie just for her. Dads, take the win on this one, this is your move for an easy, thoughtful surprise that’ll make her smile thi…
May 8th, 2026 12:00 PM AKDT (1200U)
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