Henpecked Junction is a small, charming town chock full of the best trailer parks with the most offbeat, neighborly, and, well, troublemaking residents. The festival planners have spewed blood, sweat, and bacon grease to make this year’s Mullet Fest the most extraordinary jubilee ever thrown in the town square. Everyone’s chompin’ at the bit to party this year, as Henpecked Junction recently received national recognition for bringing home a record number of winnin’ titles, such as the Mullet of the Year Award, Muds & Suds Truck Race, Rompin’, Stompin’ Hot Dog Chomp - and the list goes on.
But the mayor’s feelin’ like a long-tailed cat in a room of rockin’ chairs about how the townies will behave. Last year, the festival had to shut down b'fore sundown due to excessive table divin’, portable potty vandalism, among other wrongdoings. So hopefully, everyone will be on their best behavior. Well, hmm, that bar ain’t too high, if ya know what I’m sayin.’ But can’t never could do nothing, so the show will go on as planned.
I saw that you snagged your ticket to Mullet Fest, and I know you can’t wait to see what all’s being fried up for the food offerings.
This is where your story begins.
Other Upcoming Events
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Dungeons and Dragons
714 First St. JBER, AK 99505 United States
We are looking for new players to step into an adventure every Sunday.
May 17th, 2026 12:00 PM AKDT (1200U)
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1-501st PIR 21 Hour Memorial Run
1G Paratrooper and families running for 21 hours to honor those paratroopers whom they have lost over the years. TO honor our fallen, build camaraderie, and celebrate the heroic past of prior Geronimo Paratroopers.
May 17th, 2026 12:00 PM AKDT (1200U)
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Bear the therapy dog visits May 20th
3727 Neely Road Fort Wainwright, AK 99703 United States
Bear the therapy dog will be here and waiting for guests to love on him. He comes to support all of our military members and their families. He is a certified dog with the Red Cross and he just wants to keep you feeling relaxed and at home. Come …
May 20th, 2026 12:00 PM AKDT (1200U)
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Pizza for Patriots
714 First St. JBER, AK 99505 United States
Join us for a delightful evening at Pizza for Patriots! It’s a fun-filled gathering for everyone to enjoy. We can’t wait to see you there!
May 20th, 2026 4:30 PM AKDT (1630U)
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Zumba by Bethany May 20
3727 Neely Road Fort Wainwright, AK 99703 United States
Zumba by Bethany – Event Description Get ready to move, shake, and sweat with Zumba by Bethany! This high‑energy cardio dance class blends upbeat music with easy‑to‑follow choreography, creating a fun and welcoming workout for all fitness levels. Wh…
May 20th, 2026 7:00 PM AKDT (1900U)
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Pop'N Popcorn
714 First St. JBER, AK 99505 United States
Pop'N for some fresh popcorn and a little relaxation at the USO!
May 21st, 2026 11:45 AM AKDT (1145U)
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